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Taboo topics #1 SEX

Taboo topics #1 SEX

Okay so we all know sex has always been a taboo topic, and until recently its not as bold as others. With many couples heading for divorce as fast a we can blink one eye and hoes out here winning stealing your man (you know who your are), I ask you what is your sex limit and how much is too much? I feel the success of a good relationship has to include some sex and if you ask me there are no rules and limits when your in love you make the rules and limits.

Nobody's saying go out there and just give the coochie away so pump your brakes....

You can have too much of a good thing but sex is the ultimate afrodisiac trust and believe.
I will be damn if my man is walking around with blue balls because there will be a hoe somewhere
waiting to snatch them balls and my man. "Hello"

Ladies it is 2012, start living out your taboo moments with your man in the bedroom and get rid of those limits. I mean given we all have limits to what we will and won't do but dammit if you want good sex and a good man narrow down the list some and have some fun.

There is no such thing as too much sex if your happy. Now if you got someone who gets on your damn nerves and you just don't wanna give him none there are only two things you can do.  Forgive and makeup or give him to that hoe that is winning because he is gonna cheat if you don't get rid of those cobb webs on that cooch, I am just keeping it real...

Seeing as tho I will be a newlywed soon and I have had my man for over 10 years I got one thing to say. Give it the hell up to your man and stop counting and putting limits on your bedroom, hell, you should be breaking the damn bed down anyway and wake up glowing and happy to be in a relationship. Hell ain't nothing like going to work all dam day 9 to 5, coming home to your bad ass kids and then to top off your bad day you ain't getting none? Hell To The NO!!!!

At the end of the day do you want a pack of batteries or to live out your bedroom fantasy's? 

How much Sex is too much I would tell you as long as your happy that's your limit. Don't listen to your girlfriend because 9 times out of 10 she probably ain't getting any and is as dry as the Sahara desert and her relationship and no better than yours.Take your own advice when it comes to sex, set your own limits, last but definitely not least wrap it up!!!!

Published on behalf of: msjonesvirgo

Things My Momma Taught Me About Dating:

As a young girl your Mom teaches you independence, to be assertive, and depend on your self and not a man. Then when puberty hits all that stuff momma taught takes a back seat. So you start to date. Your probrably in high school walking the halls with what you think is your first love but really its young love. So you go on your first date and this is where moms date talk comes in to play. You realize that this negro is only trying to “GET THEM DRAWS”………

So what do you do now???? Give up them draws or risk not haveing a man????

Hell to the no girl!!!! Keep those legs tight is the first rule on earning your respect with any man. Make his ass wait and if he cant wait he is not the one. Remember that you are a black princesses and queens. No real man wants a loose lucy……

Another thing momma taught was “IF HE CANT USE YOUR COMB DONT BRING HIM  HOME”, well I totally disgree with momma on this one. Black men are not for every women but they are right for me, to each it’s own meaning choose what you like but be wise. No matter what the race is of your man they will always be some shit with any man.

Which bring me to the next thing momma taught, “NO NEGRO YOU CAN NOT STAY THE NIGHT”….. If you have just started seeing a man he should not be home bound after a few dates. If you don't have your own or are not independent  no job and trying to get after my success honey you are not the one. This is a red flag from the get go……You turn to that man and say good night it is 10pm which means time for you to go the hell home to where you live. Yeah you love him or care about him but earn you respect from a man. He will appreciate you more in the end.

And last ladies never ignore the signs of a man trying to take control over you. You always honor your family, moroles, and respect your self. Any man who doesnt respect you or just wants to control you is not a real man. There are plenty of datetable men out there but you want one who doesnt mind your independance of wanting more for yourself like when you make your money and take care of those kids in your household. Yes the man is the king of castle but the women is the queen of the throne. He needs to know his place just like we know ours. So if you are out here dating remember what momma told you because you never know when you will have to call momma for another one on one about the dating scene………

Written by: Mrsjonesvirgo

The FB message that started it all

Handling important public business is a priority. Ladies if u cant take your man with you because you're so insecure about the women he may talk to while you're out please leave his ass at home. You should not have to watch him like he's a two year old. Now you just made me late for another appointment!!